How do I uninstall anxiety
this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
So I’m 7.5 weeks pregnant. Wesley’s grandpa gave him a wedding ring for me months ago. His mom volunteered to arrange for the music, location, food, etc for a ceremony long before we found out I’m pregnant. For three years now he has told me that he can’t wait to have kids with me and that when it finally happened we’d get married if we weren’t already…
This asshole still won’t marry me.
I get to be a baby mama for life.
my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”
Me as a mother
I swear I’ll never complain about being pregnant again if this baby can just be healthy.
I’m so scared :(
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings