hella steez
I will never be a morning person, for the moon and I, are too much in love.
Testy McTesterson (via observando)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuu

eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

Last night I had a dream I was hiking through Sedona and just as dusk turned to nightfall and I started to get scared I found this beautiful clear stream of this glowing opalescent water and when I stuck my hands in it all I felt was pure joy and wonder and everything turned to this unreal day light. I feel like all of the happiest moments of my life happen while I’m sleeping.

Doctor: I think you’ll need a shot

Me: AYYYYY

Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

(via overdosed-on-apathy)

yvngliotta:

myownsundays:

my type of girl

same

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

1950sunlimited:

Dig it.