hella steez
sonlco:

algernonblackwood:

rubbertplant:

why is that crab on a tree

it’s a coconut crab and they love to climb trees

throw a pokeball at that shit

sonlco:

algernonblackwood:

rubbertplant:

why is that crab on a tree

it’s a coconut crab and they love to climb trees

throw a pokeball at that shit

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

And I’m awash in thunder and venom
They try to hold you down, but I won’t let ‘em

kaelahbee:

totallyfubar:


found in an abandoned house. it really makes you wonder, doesn’t it? 

Makes me wonder why the fuck your dumb ass is standing in a house with goddamn bloody writing on the wall instead of hopping aboard the nope train to Fuckthatville


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kaelahbee:

totallyfubar:

found in an abandoned house. it really makes you wonder, doesn’t it? 

Makes me wonder why the fuck your dumb ass is standing in a house with goddamn bloody writing on the wall instead of hopping aboard the nope train to Fuckthatville

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meulin-weipon:

Republicans

meritones:

Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza. 

Waiter: would you like French fries or onion rings as your side?
Wesley: yes