hella steez

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

I just want to pause this whole existing thing for a minute.

Holy shiiiiiit
I just accepted a job for a company I love making $23/hour plus gratis plus shopping money, meaning even though I’ll only be working half as many hours as I do now, I’ll be making about $600 more a month.
So I now have a new car and a new job and hopefully tomorrow I’ll have a new home too :)
I’m so fucking hype right now for having my bills paid and having money for my savings and shopping for the first time in my life.
But I’m also really sad about leaving all of the clients I love and my salon family. My boss has been like my mom this past year and my coworkers have all been so good to me, I can’t imagine not seeing them every day!
It’s time for a change though. I know I’ll always be able to come back home to my salon but it’s time for me to try flyin dolo for a lil bit.

You’s a fake fuck like a fleshlight.

sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

gettingignorant:

 
Asspirations. Booty hungry.

Asspirations. Booty hungry.

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.