|—||Testy McTesterson (via observando)|
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths
Last night I had a dream I was hiking through Sedona and just as dusk turned to nightfall and I started to get scared I found this beautiful clear stream of this glowing opalescent water and when I stuck my hands in it all I felt was pure joy and wonder and everything turned to this unreal day light. I feel like all of the happiest moments of my life happen while I’m sleeping.
Doctor: I think you’ll need a shot
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
this is my favorite post of all time